Normally getting banking errors is very annoying and leads to hours of handling androids, followed by hours of dealing like people acting like bots , but for one man Chris Reynolds, he was temporarily the riches person globally. A PayPal error left him with just over $92 Quadrillion dollars. Just actually he had $92,233,720,368,547,800. Do you know what I'd do with $92 quadrillion dollars?
With $92 quadrillion dollars I might scoff and throw cash in rich races faces. With $92 quadrillion greenbacks I'd convert become known as the George Washington Carver of $100 dollar bills. Turn it into fuel, burn it for warmth, wear it as a coat to shield from the cold, you mention it. With $92 quadrillion dollars I'd build everything I own out of money. My place, my vehicle, my cloths, my food. With $92 quadrillion dollars I would literally Scrooge McDuck and swim in my money.
Reynold's, however was not a fast thinking, dashingly good looking man as myself. Before he became the riches man in the world he was selling auto parts on eBay part time. He only had $140 in his account. PayPal sends monthly account statements and the $92 quadrillion dollar gaff he though was a debt. Rather than instantly crapping his pants and crying bankruptcy in the streets. He probably did what any other average homo sapien would do in his position. Post it on Facebook. This is where a "long lost pal" noticed that this was not a debt, but a credit to his account.
When he attempted to log into his account to verify his mates claims, he noticed that he was left among the lowest ranking poor folks in the world again with a $0 balance. Thanks PayPal. PayPal straight after approached him and noted the massive mistake and said that they'd give a unspecified amount of money to a cause of Reynold's choice Instead of restoring his $140 that is. Yes you can donate that to the charity of Give Me My Friggin' Money Back.
Reynold's stated that the most he has ever had in his account before that was $1,000 from selling vintage BMW tires. Naturally the press asked him what would he have done with the $92 quadrillion bucks. He stated that he would clear the US natural debt, maybe buy the Philadelphia Phillies, and invest in some things. The paradox of this man's plans are beyond my comprehension. Let's do a quick theoretical research of his plans.
Reynold's would withdrawal this money and clear the US state debt, which would be like spitting into the sea for him. Just in that act alone he has committed several felonies like grand larceny, PC misuse, attempted hacking, computer crime, let alone the incontrovertible fact it is online immediately makes all of his crimes Fed.. Just the charge of grand burglary larceny would land him a projected 31,625,000,000 years. (Based off 1 or 2 cases online where roughly for nicking $1 million dollars they received around 3 and a half years in the slammer) That is just with one charge! They're going to be locking up his bloodline for all time. If the governing body let's him live to see the rest of his wishes with his cash, it might all be in vein establishing the misconception in his simplified perspectives. Buying a sports team, cool idea. No issues in that you are pretty much infinitely rich. You do it because you love the team. Investing money in things Is this dude high There's no investing when you have 126,547 times the quantity of money that Bill Gates has. There's only buying. Next, if you assumed folks coming out the wood work for lotto loot was bad, this dude would be off the charts. People get murdered for lottery winnings every day the difference is this guy has the money to tell those theft peasants to kick rocks. Not to mention he could hire a nations army to personally protect him.
So in summation, Reynold's pays off the US Countrywide Debt, buys his favourite sports team, wastes trivial billions in scatterbrained investments, learns a lesson about long lost pals trying to make contact again after striking it gigantic means they are gold digging, and ultimately gets tossed in the slammer by a grateful US, which should eventually purloin all his money.
All that cash is literally paid to have a jail built and named after you since you will be living in one for the rest of your life/reincarnations. In which each reiteration of you'd be getting cosy with each generation of Bubba in your eternal jail cell.
With $92 quadrillion dollars I might scoff and throw cash in rich races faces. With $92 quadrillion greenbacks I'd convert become known as the George Washington Carver of $100 dollar bills. Turn it into fuel, burn it for warmth, wear it as a coat to shield from the cold, you mention it. With $92 quadrillion dollars I'd build everything I own out of money. My place, my vehicle, my cloths, my food. With $92 quadrillion dollars I would literally Scrooge McDuck and swim in my money.
Reynold's, however was not a fast thinking, dashingly good looking man as myself. Before he became the riches man in the world he was selling auto parts on eBay part time. He only had $140 in his account. PayPal sends monthly account statements and the $92 quadrillion dollar gaff he though was a debt. Rather than instantly crapping his pants and crying bankruptcy in the streets. He probably did what any other average homo sapien would do in his position. Post it on Facebook. This is where a "long lost pal" noticed that this was not a debt, but a credit to his account.
When he attempted to log into his account to verify his mates claims, he noticed that he was left among the lowest ranking poor folks in the world again with a $0 balance. Thanks PayPal. PayPal straight after approached him and noted the massive mistake and said that they'd give a unspecified amount of money to a cause of Reynold's choice Instead of restoring his $140 that is. Yes you can donate that to the charity of Give Me My Friggin' Money Back.
Reynold's stated that the most he has ever had in his account before that was $1,000 from selling vintage BMW tires. Naturally the press asked him what would he have done with the $92 quadrillion bucks. He stated that he would clear the US natural debt, maybe buy the Philadelphia Phillies, and invest in some things. The paradox of this man's plans are beyond my comprehension. Let's do a quick theoretical research of his plans.
Reynold's would withdrawal this money and clear the US state debt, which would be like spitting into the sea for him. Just in that act alone he has committed several felonies like grand larceny, PC misuse, attempted hacking, computer crime, let alone the incontrovertible fact it is online immediately makes all of his crimes Fed.. Just the charge of grand burglary larceny would land him a projected 31,625,000,000 years. (Based off 1 or 2 cases online where roughly for nicking $1 million dollars they received around 3 and a half years in the slammer) That is just with one charge! They're going to be locking up his bloodline for all time. If the governing body let's him live to see the rest of his wishes with his cash, it might all be in vein establishing the misconception in his simplified perspectives. Buying a sports team, cool idea. No issues in that you are pretty much infinitely rich. You do it because you love the team. Investing money in things Is this dude high There's no investing when you have 126,547 times the quantity of money that Bill Gates has. There's only buying. Next, if you assumed folks coming out the wood work for lotto loot was bad, this dude would be off the charts. People get murdered for lottery winnings every day the difference is this guy has the money to tell those theft peasants to kick rocks. Not to mention he could hire a nations army to personally protect him.
So in summation, Reynold's pays off the US Countrywide Debt, buys his favourite sports team, wastes trivial billions in scatterbrained investments, learns a lesson about long lost pals trying to make contact again after striking it gigantic means they are gold digging, and ultimately gets tossed in the slammer by a grateful US, which should eventually purloin all his money.
All that cash is literally paid to have a jail built and named after you since you will be living in one for the rest of your life/reincarnations. In which each reiteration of you'd be getting cosy with each generation of Bubba in your eternal jail cell.
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